Thank you, Steel Magnolias!

So far, I've read about a bride's color being "blush" (seems wrong without bashful). But this takes the cake. Literally. It's a catfish made of red velvet cake for the Barnett-Berry wedding (page A13), made in the shape of a catfish (the groom is the owner of Berry's Catfish House in Magee, after all). I can only imagine the scene once this was cut into. Almost as good as an armadillo.